Careers advisor jokes

I’m looking for jokes about careers, careers advice and careers advisors.

Things like

 

I went to see a careers advisor yesterday and told the lady I wanted a job where I could be outstanding in my own field – so she had me fill out an application to be a scarecrow!

 

Anyone got any good ones?

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